Town Bar

Hillman, MN, United States, 56338

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At this point we are not going to waste time explaining what the Town Bar is. The fact that it doesn't have a "definition" is its true beauty. Town Bar will be used as a promotional tool to post basic information on activities local to the Town Bar area. Over time who knows what the Town Bar will change into... virtual tavern, chat, religion, local achieve, photo album, music, time capsule... all possibilities. As Town Bar goes through its metamorphosis we will try to stick to basic mission which is to expand the proliferation of friends, good times, and free thinking. One thing any decent Town Bar needs is interesting patrons. If you have anything you think might be a good addition to this site please send your addition our way. Sought after content would include incriminating pictures, local stories, poetry, songs, schedules, upcoming events, etc.

*Town Bar is not responsible for any accidents, marital discourse, professional indiscretion, personal endangerment and or any other such act/s that may not necessarily be in the best interest of your person. Here on to therefore hence forth onto the acknowledgement of said participation you agree to hold Town Bar and any affiliate of or around Town Bar harmless and indemnify your participation of said “indiscretions”. Nod twice and wink to acknowledge your agreement to these conditions.

 

We live in a unique part of the world where many interesting people have contributed to an extremely interesting dialect.  Unfortunately that dialect is becoming scarce as new people move into the area, individuals receive a higher education etc.  Other aspects of our evolving culture like MTV, political correctness also contribute to slowly but surely bringing the world closer together while slowly extracting our individual uniqueness.  Is it good or bad... who knows that shit is getting a little too deep for me... the point is we begin to lose some of what makes areas like the Town Bar unique.  

Well dry your tears... there is now a place where the one liners and catch phrases of the Town Bar can live on.  We are compiling a list of some one liners, catch phrases and unique names that we have come across...  By no way do we feel that we possess any type of lyrical genius.  We have just listed the general catch phrases we are hoping that the patrons of the Town Bar can send in your own one liners and catch phrases to come up with a truly unique list of interesting and unique catch phrases and dialect.  Enjoy...  

 

Corporate Chopper - This is one I heard today, meant to describe an individual who facilitates a major transition (Bankruptcy, Merger, Acquisition) in the corporate world.

"Get to the reeds" - very detailed, We really need to get to the reeds of this problem in front of us.

“Hey Der” - Hello how are you.

“Batry” - Battery

“U Betcha” - Yes or Wonderful

“Noodle Soup” - One of my mom's worst swear words

“Jiminy Crickets” - Not sure of the origin but another nasty slang term

“One in the well” - Baseball Term referring to one out

“Fox in the hen house” - Men on base  

“Get on it” – Do it go for it

“Busier than a one legged ass kicker” – Very Busy

 

 

 

 

 

R – Rated (If you are easily offended do not read below this line)

Hey... I said if you are easility offended do not scroll past this line! 

 

“You have got to be dry humping me” – That is unbelievable

“For fuck sake” –  Unbelievable

“It is colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra” – It is very cold

“Got his tit in a wringer” – In a difficult situation

“It is darker than a well digger’s ass” – It is dark

“You are not drunk until you shit your pants” – When you defecate in your pants it is a good indication that you are extremely intoxicated.

”Pissed Up” – Intoxicated

“F’ed Up” – Intoxicated, Messed up,

“Shit Faced” – Intoxicated

“Loopy” – Store in Delano, Intoxicated and or “Crazy”

“Shitting Bricks” – Very scared

“Shit Brick” – Not a favorable person

“Shit Head” – Absentminded

“Shit Bird” – Absentminded

“Shit Store” – Bad things will happen

“Shit is going to hit the fan” – Bad things will happen

"So, your shit don't stink" - Are you saying you are always right?

"If you are not into farming you are not into shit" - Self explanitory.

“I would rather eat the ass out of a skunk” – I am not interested in eating that particular entry

"There is a ass for every seat" - All of us our unique in our own way

 

*Town Bar is not responsible for any accidents, marital discourse, professional indiscretion, personal endangerment and or any other such act/s that may not necessarily be in the best interest of your person. Here on to therefore hence forth onto the acknowledgement of said participation you agree to hold Town Bar and any affiliate of or around Town Bar harmless and indemnify your participation of said “indiscretions”. Nod twice and wink to acknowledge your agreement to these conditions.